Our hemp, Cannabis leaf and cbd icon helps you find our great products. Hemps wipes are the best novelty gift you can find. Calm your ass down with our great message and fun graphics. We all need to hear Calm your ass down and we all need a little help.

Why CBD Wipes

Life is stressfull and we all have our moments ... When those moments arise, that is when you need Calm Yo Butt Down! Just add water and wipe away the Stress. Take a deep breath, let the soothing and calming effects of our special blend take you away. CYBD Towlettes are made with organic and wild harvested essential oils and a groovy dose of the best Oregon grown CBD. Transport yourself into a place of CBD bliss.

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Calm yo Butt Down CBD = a Happy Face with two hemp leaves for eyes. Calm your ass down with our speacial blend of Essiantial oils and CBD infused into a biodegradable cbd wipe. Hemp wipes are the best stocking stuffer and holiday gift.

How to..... Calm Yo Butt Down

To activate your wipe, just add about 1 ounce of water. Place in the lid of your water bottle, shot glass or even your hand.

Use cold water on a hot day or use hot water for spa like moment. These wipes are soft, pliable and PH balance making them safe to use from head to toe and everywhere in between.

Reuse as an hanky or wipe down your any other surface. Be sure to not flush down the toilet.

DO NOT EAT OR SMOKE! THEY WILL NOT GET YOU HIGH THAT WAY!

I thought these were a Joke but they work on everything, I keep them in my purse for any and all situations and accidents, child, dog, Cafe and even as sneaker cleaners. They smell so good and Keep me Calm.

Chayenne Cavalier

My kids gave this to me as a gag gift. Now i cant live without them !

Karin McAres

Some prankster put these on my desk. Well, they changed my life. Whenever I hear calm your ass down i just grab a wipe. i think you made me a better person.

Max Weiner

Hemp wipes, CBD Toilette Paper and how CYBD became our Our Story ...

The truth is I am not as cool and collected as I'd like to be. One day I saw a meme about CBD toilet paper. I couldn't find anyone who made it and So...I had to make it myself. Along the way I found something even better. A bamboo wipe that blew the pants off of any butt wipe around. So I added CBD and Calm Yo Butt Down was born. Not only I am more chill and relaxed, but I have a way to keep me there. The world would be a better place if we all had some Calm yo Butt Down when the moment arises.